A small hum would sound as the recording flicked on, revealing a large Turian wearing an apron giving a wry smile to the camera in question. "Welcome to 'Cooking with Shalck'. I've decided to help you wonderfully competent ship-goers how to make gourmet negative five star meals." The recording device would be lifted and brought over to a counter, revealing the area to be a kitchen. Shalck would make his way over to the refrigerator and pull the door open, removing a package labelled "Grade Blork Varren Meat". "Now, we'll begin with Varren Steak, a common meal truly, but it's perfect for beginning lessons." Shalck would remove a small glass of water from the refrigerator. "I definitely didn't keep this in here for exactly this occasion..." He would then place the glass on the counter and turn his attention back to the meat before the glass slid off the counter and broke. "We'll be right ba-" The Turian would slip in the presumably large puddle of water and hit the ground with a loud thud
The video would go on for three hours before running out of room to record.
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