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PostSubject: Funny Server Quotes v3   Mon May 16, 2016 1:13 am

I think it's time to start this thread up again! Who's with me!?

I mean, I even got a starter for us! On Steam chat, but it's just as good. X'D

10:05 PM - Progenitor of the Frog People: Tei: "Anything, ANYTHING you want--and you go for bovine"
10:07 PM - Bulaven: Darren: "And what would you have suggested? Paddlefish seasoned with the bitter tears of an Ardat-Yakshi monk, braised in the sacred waters of some assinine, pagan fountain or another, resting on a bed of the most tender and unbruised dandelion greens?"
10:07 PM - Progenitor of the Frog People: Tei: *he just gives Darren a blank look* "I'll see what I can do about the bovine"

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Server Quotes v3   Tue May 17, 2016 12:54 pm

12:29 PM - Xenoxia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq0Thcrdt4E
12:46 PM - Xenoxia: Very Happy
12:53 PM - Lord Commander Satan™️: OH MY FUCKING GOD
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Server Quotes v3   Tue May 17, 2016 1:34 pm

Lord Commander Satan wrote:
12:29 PM - Xenoxia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq0Thcrdt4E
12:46 PM - Xenoxia: Very Happy
12:53 PM - Lord Commander Satan™️: OH MY FUCKING GOD

I died watching that, bust those moves x3
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Server Quotes v3   Tue May 17, 2016 5:20 pm

Snowy wrote:
Lord Commander Satan wrote:
12:29 PM - Xenoxia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq0Thcrdt4E
12:46 PM - Xenoxia: Very Happy
12:53 PM - Lord Commander Satan™️: OH MY FUCKING GOD

I died watching that, bust those moves x3
So did I!  XD  That is brilliant!


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Server Quotes v3   Tue May 17, 2016 6:12 pm

I made another because bored and Brian/Brinkster wanted to be in a video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfDmdSvAq3E
M10M Brinkster: LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Server Quotes v3   Sat May 21, 2016 3:50 pm

Finn Edwards says "I said young man, there's a place you can go to find many ways to have a good time."
Valentina Gagarina says "Yep."
Finn Edwards says "YMCA and all that."
Valentina Gagarina says "He *definitely* need medical attention."
[LOOC] Druss Jorkakt: stop singing village people songs- you'll make vil appear through a rip in space-time
[LOOC] Finn Edwards: Do it.
[LOOC] Finn Edwards: We can dance.
Finn Edwards says "I wouldn't say medical."
Finn Edwards says "Or attention."
[LOOC] Druss Jorkakt: we can dance?
[LOOC] Finn Edwards: Everybody look at our pants.
[LOOC] Druss Jorkakt: /me offers high-fives
[LOOC] Finn Edwards: <3
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Server Quotes v3   Wed May 25, 2016 5:15 pm

Valentina Gagarina says "Apparently your bell-boys forgot to pass you a memo about the thing, where it's inappropriate to serve on smuggle-vessel while *wearing a dam fucking tuxedo* everywhere."
Darren Bentley Hightower says "A fine argument... May I offer a rebuttal.."
Darren Bentley Hightower says "Hm?"
Darren Bentley Hightower says "*Go fuck yourself with a cactus*."
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Server Quotes v3   Wed May 25, 2016 5:17 pm

ADDENDUM:

The station shakes and shudders. Red lights begin to flash, as citizens being to curiously look around the areas where air is not being bled out.

Raik Arglack radios in "Kassel! You there?!"

[Legion] radios in "Ria "THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS DO?!""

Raik Arglack radios in "It was one of our idiots!"

Darren Bentley Hightower radios in "Correction: It was a Vorcha."
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Server Quotes v3   Wed May 25, 2016 8:53 pm

[OOC] Pedagogue Milky: any tips to keep frames steady?
[OOC] Xenoxia: Lower settings to the lowest and enable 8-bit like settings. (Which actually can be done with a custom .cfg)
[OOC] Xenoxia: Maybe upgrade your computer too.
[OOC] [uoᴉƃǝ˥]: Pour water on your computer.
[OOC] [uoᴉƃǝ˥]: Maybe its thirsty.
[OOC] Xenoxia: I suggest putting ice cubes in it too, helps with the cooling.
[OOC] Pedagogue Milky: I dont know why I asked. What did I expect


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Server Quotes v3   Wed May 25, 2016 9:33 pm

**Because Neilar was doing a robot thong, his fist would miss.
[LOOC] Dr. Neilar 'Nil' Lumin: ROBOT THING
[LOOC] Dr. Neilar 'Nil' Lumin: X_X


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Server Quotes v3   Thu May 26, 2016 10:16 pm

[OOC] |MVS| Raik Arglack #merpseries: rose dont go
[OOC] |MVS| Raik Arglack #merpseries: rosepls
[OOC] |MVS| Raik Arglack #merpseries: he looks like zar, bang him
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Server Quotes v3   Fri Jun 03, 2016 12:37 am

**Urstarth Tei leans against the dead server.
**you mean singularity?
**Too soon.
**kek
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Server Quotes v3   Sat Jun 04, 2016 4:30 am

Crystallized0Rose wrote:
**Urstarth Tei leans against the dead server.
**you mean singularity?
**Too soon.
**kek

That's not even funny, that's just stupid.

Considering frontier has this - http://frontierind.forumotion.net/t155-we-re-dying

And Singularity is being reborn and is getting quite a bit of attention (Even though I wish it wasn't), you can't exactly call Singularity 'Dead' when Frontier's server is currently in about the same position; if not worse.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Server Quotes v3   Sat Jun 04, 2016 1:50 pm

Xenoxia wrote:
That's not even funny, that's just stupid.

Considering frontier has this - http://frontierind.forumotion.net/t155-we-re-dying

And Singularity is being reborn and is getting quite a bit of attention (Even though I wish it wasn't), you can't exactly call Singularity 'Dead' when Frontier's server is currently in about the same position; if not worse.

The current state of this server has been noted. This isn't the right place to discuss it, so please refrain or take it to the appropriate board. This board is for 'funny server quotes'. If you don't think a particular quote is funny, you may move on without comment; it certainly doesn't invite you to be rude. Thanks.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Server Quotes v3   Sat Jun 04, 2016 2:23 pm

Xenoxia wrote:
Crystallized0Rose wrote:
**Urstarth Tei leans against the dead server.
**you mean singularity?
**Too soon.
**kek

That's not even funny, that's just stupid.

Considering frontier has this - http://frontierind.forumotion.net/t155-we-re-dying

And Singularity is being reborn and is getting quite a bit of attention (Even though I wish it wasn't), you can't exactly call Singularity 'Dead' when Frontier's server is currently in about the same position; if not worse.

Xenoxia, can you write something that is not salt or anything for once? Jeus Christ, if you want to say something, say something good.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Server Quotes v3   Sun Jun 05, 2016 2:52 am

**You can hear Kasxcy's face-flaps flapping about.
**Druss Jorkakt 's moustasche flaps majestically in the wind
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Server Quotes v3   Sun Jun 05, 2016 7:10 pm

Dr. Neilar 'Nil' Lumin says "Anyways."
Dr. Neilar 'Nil' Lumin says "Arglack, I think I wil lrescind my previous statement about relationships."
Raik Arglack says "What made you change your mind?"
Dr. Neilar 'Nil' Lumin says "The fact that I am still a virgin."
[LOOC] Raik Arglack: holy fuck i died
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Server Quotes v3   Mon Jun 27, 2016 12:47 am

[OOC] Bulaven: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=711004640
[OOC] le Crystal: dat low quality
[OOC] |MVS| Raik Arglack: MERP Potato edition
[OOC] |MVS| Raik Arglack: MERP for PS2
[OOC] le Crystal: XD
[OOC] |MVS| Raik Arglack: MERP for Android
[OOC] Bulaven: Well, excuse me if I am playing ona fucking laptop and I turn the graphics down. Hipsters.
[OOC] |MVS| Raik Arglack: MERP Resident Evil 6 update
[OOC] le Crystal: ARGLACK STOP, my parents are sleeping!
[OOC] |MVS| Raik Arglack: ,,,
[OOC] |MVS| Raik Arglack: MERP64
[OOC] le Crystal: GFDI
[OOC] [VGC] Hoxton II, Duke Of Hoxbur: XD
[OOC] |MVS| Raik Arglack: Super Mass Effect Roleplay for SNES
[OOC] Bulaven: Can we.. Possibly get back to the RP, please?
[OOC] le Crystal: Agreed. IC.
[OOC] |MVS| Raik Arglack: Agreed, back to Skyrim remastered edition
[OOC] |MVS| Raik Arglack: on my pc.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Server Quotes v3   Mon Jun 27, 2016 1:57 am

**Darren Bentley Hightower growls as he thrashes about on the bedding, attempting to roll over and straddle the Salarian's torso, pinning him... A stretch, to say the least..
Darren Bentley Hightower has rolled 94.
Passo Haeyora has rolled 41.
**Well, it works for Bentley.
[LOOC] Passo Haeyora: Ignore the volus.
[LOOC] Passo Haeyora: ohai
Druss Jorkakt says "*hssk* Hey bebbeh, wanan fuq?"
Druss Jorkakt says "./ /void"
[LOOC] Darren Bentley Hightower: Busy murdering the Mayor. Shush. OKAY.. Not murdering.. Just... Hurting.
[LOOC] Passo Haeyora: You're not allowed in my private ERP sessions anymore.
[LOOC] Ka'eal nar Shellen: am i supposed to ignore you?
[LOOC] Passo Haeyora: Yes.
[LOOC] Passo Haeyora: It might be hard thoughOHGODIAMSOSORRYABOUTTHATPUN
Darren Bentley Hightower has rolled 69.
[LOOC] Darren Bentley Hightower: Oh, geeze..

[LOOC] Druss Jorkakt: toss him to the thorian
[LOOC] Druss Jorkakt: just do it
[LOOC] Druss Jorkakt: be a bro to the cthulu monster
[LOOC] Darren Bentley Hightower: A fate worse than death! XD
[LOOC] Passo Haeyora: Maybe it will appease itWHYAMIHELPINGYOUPEOPLE
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Server Quotes v3   Fri Jul 01, 2016 2:42 am

**In the CIC, a half-sliced miner falls down from the ceilling, poor bastard is trying to crawl his way towards the two actual living beings.
**He gestures helplessly towards the dead zombie bodie.
Darren Bentley Hightower yells "Fuck!"
**Darren Bentley Hightower lowers his pistol, scowling deeply..
And what comes after the body? Its legs.
[LOG] ??? (STEAM_0:1:20810658) spawned ragdoll (models/zombie/classic_legs.mdl)
It falls down on the ground, eww.. intestines.
**Grody.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Server Quotes v3   Fri Jul 01, 2016 3:11 am

Ka'eal nar Shellen says "Stop trying to burn stuff Tei, the ship was on the planet do we burn that to?"
Ka'eal nar Shellen says "It actually burns itself...."
**SERVER JOKE
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Server Quotes v3   Fri Jul 01, 2016 4:05 am

Darren Bentley Hightower says "... Are we done, here?"
Kasxcy says "Matter-of-factly, that depends on you, heavily disliked human."
Darren Bentley Hightower says "Yeah, yeah.. Heavily disliked... Really. Tell me something I haven't heard before."
Druss Jorkakt says "*hssk* My what a big dick you have."
Druss Jorkakt says "*hssk* How's that?"
Darren Bentley Hightower says "Gremlin-faced little fucking Gremlin.."
Darren Bentley Hightower says "... Gremlin..."
Darren Bentley Hightower says ".. That's.. That is really what you are.."
Darren Bentley Hightower says ".. Little.. Perverted, piss-balloon Gremlin.."
**Ka'eal nar Shellen Would open up his Omni-tool, and search "Gremlin" on it
**Ka'eal nar Shellen Would spin around a photo, it would be the cover of the 1984 Human move "Gremlins"
Ka'eal nar Shellen says "This what you talking about?"
Druss Jorkakt says "*hssk* Hightower's family photo? Yeah."
Ka'eal nar Shellen says "I dont know... they look like the cross between a Varren and a Furball..."
Darren Bentley Hightower says "You wouldn't be able to tell a human from a fucking monkey, Sausage."
Druss Jorkakt says "*hssk* Well there's not much difference."
Ka'eal nar Shellen says "Woah there... Thats a little to far Druss."
Darren Bentley Hightower says "Oh? Like your fucking DNA and a public urinal?"
Druss Jorkakt says "*hssk* And Hightower finally gets his come back. *hssk* Which is exactly what his mom said after-"
Druss Jorkakt says "-giving him his dirty laundry back."
Kasxcy says "Proudly, good one, Druss."
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Server Quotes v3   Thu Jul 07, 2016 5:54 pm

Shalck Lergnacs says "We have a new guest."
**Urstarth Tei "Great"  "The ship's probably infested with them now"
Shalck Lergnacs says "With what?"
**Urstarth Tei "Guests"
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Server Quotes v3   Fri Jul 08, 2016 9:28 pm

[LOOC] Raik Arglack: IM GONNA BEAT THAT TURIAN ASS UP, BEND OVER, ILL SHOW YOUR SPECIES WHY THE GENOPHAGE WAS A MISTAKE.
[LOOC] Herimius 'Back Breaker' Treninianus: OMG NO PLZ
[LOOC] Milerrus Vaser II: at least I learned the gentler way
[LOOC] Herimius 'Back Breaker' Treninianus: LEAST YOU HAD A CHOICE
[LOOC] Raik Arglack: Hei, im kidding.
[LOOC] Raik Arglack: *man i never miss that pun*
[LOOC] Herimius 'Back Breaker' Treninianus: Oh God please no
[LOOC] Herimius 'Back Breaker' Treninianus: I will slay ya' mum on MW2 mate
[LOOC] Raik Arglack: 1v1 rust
[LOOC] Herimius 'Back Breaker' Treninianus: Snipers only
[LOOC] Herimius 'Back Breaker' Treninianus: No hardscopes
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Server Quotes v3   Fri Jul 15, 2016 7:53 pm

[LOOC] Ka'eal nar Shellen: Crashed, what i miss?
[LOOC] Judith "June" Ester: Everyone else crashing.

And another one!

Urstarth Tei has rolled 0.
**Aaaaand he's out.
[LOOC] Ka'eal nar Shellen: XD
[LOG] Urstarth Tei used "/fallover"
**Urstarth Tei quite literally conks right out on the floor.
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